Name's Bruce. USMC. But now I work in the Strip Club business. I like music, guitars, Military, girls, and porn. And you will occasionally see all 5 on my blog. Ask me stuff. I do bite, so you're forewarned. Also, I'm the Batman,

If I give you a compliment and you shrug it off, there is a 100% chance that I will never compliment you again.

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49 minutes ago

I wish I could fall asleep as easliy as I fall for people.

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11 hours ago

siterlas:

leviticas:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SUPERNATURAL SCENES AND NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

#gee wonder why bobby hated john

(Source: bringmeknitting, via perfectingthepretence)

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14 hours ago
Poor man’s Jack Skellington costume. The face paint is to paint my face like Jack’s. Most of it glows under black light as well. #fuckyeah 
#JackSkellington #NightmareBeforeChristmas #Halloween #Costume

Poor man’s Jack Skellington costume. The face paint is to paint my face like Jack’s. Most of it glows under black light as well. #fuckyeah
#JackSkellington #NightmareBeforeChristmas #Halloween #Costume

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16 hours ago

So my roommates and I are throwing a Halloween party on Friday,

We all threw in money into a pot for a party fund, and yesterday we gave it to one of my roommates to go and pick up the supplies we need. The most important supplies being the alcohol we need to make hunch punch and jello shots, and to buy solo cups and shot cups. The rest of the money was to be used on Halloween decorations for the apartment. Well, she ended up buying a lot of decorations that we really don’t need, not enough alcohol or solo cups, and no shot cups at all. Now she’s bitching cause we need to go back and get the rest of the stuff that she didn’t get, and she doesn’t want to put in any more money. If she would have got the stuff that we told her to get the first time, we wouldn’t have to put in any more money. Really irritating sometimes.

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23 hours ago

legalmexican:

right now I want to get cuddled and my neck kissed, then after 10 minutes you can have your way with me

(via gray-firearms)

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1 day ago

magnumtb5:

japanu:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

i’m sorry i could not not

This is why I love Tumblr.

(via jujomendoza)

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3 days ago
Donating blood. Good deed for the day is done, now I can be an asshole all I want.

Donating blood. Good deed for the day is done, now I can be an asshole all I want.

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4 days ago
Trophy for best costume at the Halloween Party next week!
#Halloween #party #costumeparty #trophy

Trophy for best costume at the Halloween Party next week!
#Halloween #party #costumeparty #trophy

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5 days ago
mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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5 days ago

Sex Tip:

the-art-of-oral:

if you have to ask the other person “was it good for you?” than you already know the answer.

Cause if they actually liked it, you’d know it.

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5 days ago
Munchies with the roomie. Pretzel Pizza Fuck the World.

Munchies with the roomie. Pretzel Pizza Fuck the World.

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6 days ago
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