Need something to do. No one is home, and I don’t want to go anywhere and yeah.
Promise I wont be naked.
I mean, unless were both going to be naked.
this is the world series
You know, I never thought I could ever play major league sports, but now…
"Seriously dude, seriously? You had one job."
The pitcher does one thing - he pitches. Its an unwritten rule to never let the pitcher field a fly ball. Why? Refer back to the one thing the pitcher does.. don’t let him try and catch!
I’m sorry but I have to invalidate your comment.
If you have the opportunity to catch the ball. Especially when it’s right in front of you, you catch the damn ball.
And when I said “You had one job” that job is to win the game.
this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website
Wait what how
what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
And who says I haven’t already fucked myself today?