Names Bruce. Enlisting in the United States Marine Corps. I like music, guitars, Military, girls, and porn. And you will occasionally see all 5 on my blog. Ask me stuff. I do bite, so you're forewarned. Also, I'm the Batman,

voldemortcanyounot:

newerleaf:

surimistick:

you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

WHAT. THE. FUCK. LOL.

thank you 

(via dream-onyoudreamers)

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5 hours ago
ddryeyes:

mooshroomsoup:

bundledupinhislove:

selahtime:

good for the soul

ah, the sparks of a campfire. good things.

This has to be the most calming thing..

i always reblog this

ddryeyes:

mooshroomsoup:

bundledupinhislove:

selahtime:

good for the soul

ah, the sparks of a campfire. good things.

This has to be the most calming thing..

i always reblog this

(Source: hullocolin, via perfectinmyownperfectway)

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Posted
11 hours ago

Does anyone here want to skype?

Need something to do. No one is home, and I don’t want to go anywhere and yeah.

Promise I wont be naked.

I mean, unless were both going to be naked.

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16 hours ago

I just want to get drunk and make out with cute girls. Is that so much to ask for.

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16 hours ago

striveto-rise:

force-recon:

miketooch:

honeyslutcornflakes:

this is the world series

You know, I never thought I could ever play major league sports, but now…

"Seriously dude, seriously? You had one job."

The pitcher does one thing - he pitches. Its an unwritten rule to never let the pitcher field a fly ball. Why? Refer back to the one thing the pitcher does.. don’t let him try and catch! 

I’m sorry but I have to invalidate your comment.

basball gif

If you have the opportunity to catch the ball. Especially when it’s right in front of you, you catch the damn ball.

And when I said “You had one job” that job is to win the game.

(Source: buzzfeedsports)

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16 hours ago

miketooch:

honeyslutcornflakes:

this is the world series

You know, I never thought I could ever play major league sports, but now…

"Seriously dude, seriously? You had one job."

(Source: buzzfeedsports, via all-american-girll)

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17 hours ago
zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
"how"
fuck u

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

(Source: dimensao7, via laugh-addict)

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Posted
1 day ago

First and last of The Circle (‘98-‘06)

(Source: leochingkwaked, via laugh-addict)

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Posted
1 day ago
Anonymous asked: You're a bigoted egocentric prick. Go fuck yourself.


Answer:

Bigoted? Nah.
Egocentric? Maybe.
Prick? Defiantly.

And who says I haven’t already fucked myself today?

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